.breakfast.

i learned to eat yogurt on top of my cereal while backpacking in germany. how cool does that sound? this morning i was happily munching away at an ostacy original concotion of kashi, special k, peach soy yogurt with almond milk. i might have just made someone throw up in their mouth a little bit, but hey, i love it so shut up. it made up for oversleeping this morning. yeah, i don't know why but my phone was shut off, not because the battery died, but because it was powered off. and i didn't do such a thing. so my alarm did not go off, and i missed taking out the trash this morning. yes, i should've done it yesterday.

"interesting" happening today. i was handing back papers and tripped over a power cord in front of all my classmates. full on fell on all fours where you scrape your knees kind of fall. the whole room gasped and stopped talking. i stood up thoroughly embarrassed and looked at everyone. they looked at me. knowing i had no more face to save...i raised both arms and declared, "ta da!".

the whole room lost it. i know. only me.